ME: So who's the dead young woman in your spare bedroom?
Guy: Oh I don't know her to well, she's renting a room from me.
ME: oh ok, well I am sorry to tell you she's dead and there is nothing I can do for her, judging from the condition of the corpse Id'e say she's been dead for at least a day, but I need to collect some information from you.
Guy: oh sure no problem, please sit, sit, would you like some dates or tea?
Guy: *making dinner in kitchen *smiling
ME: No thanks, so back to the woman... I need her age and a contact for her.
Guy: Oh I am not sure, I don't know her age or anyone who knows her.
ME: ok... how about her name
Guy: I am not sure what her name is
ME: *silently signaling partner to radio for police assistance.
ME: Ok so there is a dead young woman in your spare bedroom, you don't know her name or anything about her. I need you to wait right here ok...
